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What I love about Krusty is, he's always on. But if you want to find out what he's on, you've got to test his pee.

Drew Carey

(to the paparazzi) Get a job, you parasites!

Gabbo
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The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 20 Quotes

(Bart and Homer are looking though a large pile of coins for the "Kissing Lincolns Penny")
Bart: One of these has got to be that smooching Lincoln penny. Nope. Nope. Dime. Button. Pepperoni slice.
Homer: (grabbing pepperoni slice) Wait! This is a classic 1978 Pizza Hut! (eats it) Mmm...terrible.

Ron Robinowitz: Krusty, I've been your agent for 37 years and I'm telling you, watch out for this Lisa Simpson character. She's got a taste for Lady Laughter, and she'll step right over a certain clown to get it.
Krusty the Clown: Which one? Chuckles? Professor Nitwit?
Ron Robinowitz: (facepalm) No, you!
Krusty the Clown: No Yu?! The Chinese Clown?
Ron Robinowitz: (laughs) That's actually really funny! But seriously, you're in big trouble here.

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