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The-simpsons

(to Lisa) I'm gonna call you the goy wonder . . . 'cause I don't remember your name.

Krusty

Lisa's got school, career, posture . . . why'd she have to steal Krusty from me?

Bart

A great man once observed, "90 percent of success is showing up on time." Sorry I'm four hours late.

Krusty

What I love about Krusty is, he's always on. But if you want to find out what he's on, you've got to test his pee.

Drew Carey

(to the paparazzi) Get a job, you parasites!

Gabbo
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