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The Simpsons "Homer Alone" Quotes (Page 2)

Marge: I need to unwind.
Homer: I know you do, Marge, but come on, you know what our vacations are like. Those three monsters in the back seat: "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" And let's face it; I'm no day at the beach either: "Marge, can I have another sandwich? Marge, can I have another sandwich?"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marge: Thanks again for taking the children while I'm away.
Selma: Don't worry yourself.
Patty: We've got six months of maternity leave we're never going to use anyway.
 • Rating: Unrated
Troy: I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such movies as "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" and "Gladys the Groovy Mule." But today you'll see me in my greatest role - your video tour guide to Rancho Relaxo!
 • Rating: Unrated
Radio: This is Coma - WKOMA, restful, easy listening. Coming up next, a super set of songs about clouds.
 • Rating: Unrated

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Total Quotes: 14
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