Favorite The Sopranos Quotes
Tony: Hey Mikey, how's the boy?
Mikey: What boy is that Ton'?
Tony: The one you sleep with.
Mikey: Oh.
Tony: I'm just kidding.
I'm like King Midas in reverse, here. Everything I touch turns to shit.
Tony
One thing about us wiseguys, the hustle never ends.
Tony
Janice: What did you do with...[Richie's body]?
Tony: (deadpan) We buried him... on a hill... overlooking a little river... with pine cones all around.
Janice: You did?
Tony: (irritated) Come on, Janice! What the fuck do you care what we did with him?
(to Meadow) What do you study in India? How not to get diarrhea?
Tony
How could it be a joke if you're crying?
A.J.
Bobby: To the victor belongs the spoils.
Tony: Why don't you get the fuck out of here before I shove your quotation book up your fat fucking ass.
I don't drive when they're predicting rain.
Livia
A.J.: Hey grandma, how come you're not supposed to breathe in the cemetery?
Livia: Who says?
Junior: It's a joke for chrissakes! Say, "why?"
A.J.: Because you'll make the dead people jealous.
Carm, you're not just in my life. You are my life.
Tony
(to Tony) What's different between you and me is you're going to hell when you die.
Carmela
A lot of top guys have dark moods. That Winston Churchill, drank a quart of brandy before breakfast. Napoleon, he was a moody fuck, too.
Silvio
