Favorite The Sopranos Quotes
AJ: Is it true that the Chinese invented spaghetti?
Tony: Now think about it. Why would people who eat with sticks invent something you need a fork to eat?
Bakery Clerk: You motherfucker! You shot my foot!
Christopher: It happens.
Tony: So, your father tells me you're taking up astronomy in college.
Kevin: No, business.
Tony: Well how come he keeps sayin' you're takin' up space in school?
(to Georgie) You and my mother are like two peas in a pod. She can't master the phone either, but she's 70 years old. What's your fucking excuse?
Tony
If I ever see those grunge pants on you, you'll be on the ground looking up.
Tony
You know Tony, it's a multiple choice thing with you. I can't tell if you're old-fashioned, paranoid, or just a fucking asshole.
Carmela
Meadow: Socially, I don't know. This one girl told me there's this saying, "Bates is the world's most expensive form of contraception."
Tony: Hey, what kind of talk is that? You mean the girls at the other colleges we've been to, they just put out?
Psychiatry and cunnilingus brought us to this!
Tony
Father Phil: You know what's remarkable? If you take everything Jesus ever said, add it up, it only amounts to two hours of talk.
Carmela: No. No, but wait. I heard the same thing about The Beatles. Except it was, if you add up all their songs it only comes to ten hours.
(to Livia) You know everyone thought dad was the ruthless one. But I got to hand it to you, if you were born after those feminists you would have been the real gangster.
Tony
Thank God for golf some days.
Tony
Ma, I'll never understand that. The phone is an auditory thing, dark is an eye thing. I can understand not going out after dark. You get jumped in the shadows, whatever, but not answering the phone after dark?
Tony
