Popular The Sopranos Quotes
(to Tony) What's different between you and me is you're going to hell when you die.
Carmela
I don't drive when they're predicting rain.
Livia
Livia: All I know is daughters are better at taking care of their mothers than sons.
Tony: Yeah, and I bought CDs for a broken record.
Ma, I'll never understand that. The phone is an auditory thing, dark is an eye thing. I can understand not going out after dark. You get jumped in the shadows, whatever, but not answering the phone after dark?
Tony
Carmela: You're going to be home tonight for Anthony Jr.'s birthday party, right? (realizes Tony isn't paying attention) Hey, Birdman, hello.
Tony: Yeah yeah, I'll get home early from work.
Carmela: I'm not talking about work.
(about Tony) Him with those ducks.
Carmela
Tony: The morning of the day I got sick I've been thinking it's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that, I know. But lately I've been gettin' the feelin' that I come in at the end. The best is over.
Melfi: Many Americans I think feel that way.
Tony: I think about my father, he never reached the heights like me. But a lot of way he had it better. He had his people, they had their standards, and pride. Today, what have we got?
(about his prozac) If the wrong person finds out about this and I get a steel-jacketed anti-depressant right in the back of the head.
Tony
(after hearing sound quality on DVDs is better than other media) Good, 'cause nothing beats poppin' up some Orville Redenbacher's and listening to Men In Black.
Tony
Christopher: What about the dead guy?
Tony: You keep prodding him with a stick. You light a candle to Saint Anthony. But I think you're fucked.
(on Tony) It's like not only does he shit on our heads; we're supposed to say thanks for the hat.
Brendan
Dr. Melfi: Have you ever had a prostate exam?
Tony: Are you kidding? I don't let anyone wag their finger in my face.