Popular The Sopranos Quotes
Jackie: Maybe I should name a successor.
Tony: This day and age, who wants the fucking job?
Tony: (on Livia) She's a little old lady.
Dr. Melfi: Not to you. She's very powerful.
Tony: Bullshit.
Dr. Melfi: You accord this little old lady an almost mystical ability to wreak havoc.
(to Georgie) You and my mother are like two peas in a pod. She can't master the phone either, but she's 70 years old. What's your fucking excuse?
Tony
Sad is good, unconscious isn't.
Dr. Melfi
Tony: It's more like a hotel by Captain Teebs.
Livia: Who's he?
Tony: A captain who owns luxury hotels or something. I don't know.
Tony: Hey Mikey, how's the boy?
Mikey: What boy is that Ton'?
Tony: The one you sleep with.
Mikey: Oh.
Tony: I'm just kidding.
(Tony brings her flowers) I'm not dead, unfortunately for some.
Livia
Livia: I phoned your house. Some operator answered the phone. I couldn't understand a word she was saying.
Tony: Ma, how many times do I gotta tell you, that's not an operator, it's an answering machine.
Livia: Oh fancy, fancy.
Mikey Palmice: I think you should've taken care of this Christopher Moltisanti thing the minute it first happened. You should've sent a clear-cut signal. You fuck with Junior Soprano-
Junior: Take it easy. We're not making a western here.
Filone: Un-fuckin'-believable. We just returned maybe the biggest score of my whole year.
Christopher: Listen you fuck! Uncle Junior's been breakin' Tony's balls 'cuz you hijacked that truck. You're lucky Tony doesn't shove the cab up your ass.
If all this shit is for nothing, then why do I think about it?
Tony
Dr. Melfi: Have you ever had a prostate exam?
Tony: Are you kidding? I don't let anyone wag their finger in my face.
