The Sopranos Season 1 Quotes
Carmela: What if something should happen?
Tony: You dig out my blue suit, you call up old man Coletti, and tell him not to put too much makeup on my face.
Massive Genius: Bold men make bold statements.
Christopher: Why'd they send you over? I'm lookin' for a burger, not converted rice!
Carmela: Look at you at girls soccer, Tony.
Tony: What do you want from me? My only son's a couch potato.
Why do you think you, Anthony Soprano, always has to set things right?
Dr. Melfi
Thank God for golf some days.
Tony
(on Junior) He's a bushman of the Kalahari.
Tony
Dr. Melfi: Small cutting is the clinical term.
Tony: What's large cutting, O.J. and the missing track suit?
A.J.: Hey grandma, how come you're not supposed to breathe in the cemetery?
Livia: Who says?
Junior: It's a joke for chrissakes! Say, "why?"
A.J.: Because you'll make the dead people jealous.
Livia Soprano: (to A.J.) Come over here, say a hail mary for your grandfather.
Uncle Junior: Lay off, he's a kid.
Livia Soprano: So he should neglect his elders, just like his father?
Uncle Junior: Yeah, real scamp.
Livia Soprano: My son, the mental patient.
Charmaine: Your mobster friend gonna do something crazy?
Artie: If I had any balls I would do it myself.
Uncle Junior: I don't go down often enough.
Carmela: That's not what I hear.
If you can't get your friends jobs, what's the purpose of attaining success?
Junior
