The Sopranos Season 1 Quotes
Richard: People like [Tony] are the reason Italian-Americans have such a bad image.
Aida: I agree.
Richard: Ask any American to describe an Italian-American in this country and invariably he's going to reference The Godfather, Goodfellas-
Jason: Good movies.
Richard: And the rest are going to mention pizza.
Jason: Good movies to eat pizza by.
Let me ask you a question. These other kids, are you keeping an eye on them? Are you testing them? The ones who aren't named Soprano.
Tony
Tony: I already got a girlfriend. She's Russian, 24. How old are you?
Dr. Melfi: I find it interesting that it took you so long to tell me you have a girlfriend.
Tony: How are you doing with it?
It's hard to raise kids in an information age.
Silvio
You'd hit somebody who's sick? You'd hit somebody with polio?
Carmela
Livia: They send you to a psychiatrist?
AJ: Yeah.
Livia: But that's crazy. That's all nonsense. That's nothin' but a racket for the Jews.
What about Pussy? (Dr. Mefli gives him a strange look.) He's an acquaintance.
Tony
(to Dr. Melfi on AJ) I'm glad if he's proud of me but that's the bind I'm in, cause I don't want him to be like me.
Tony
(on Johnny) The belt was his favorite child development tool.
Tony
(to Livia) You know everyone thought dad was the ruthless one. But I got to hand it to you, if you were born after those feminists you would have been the real gangster.
Tony
It's a crime, to suspend that child from school with all the money you give them.
Livia
[A.J.] stole from the church. They don't make them any lower than that.
Carmela
