Technically now we've both made out with Stephen, so I'm willing to call it even.

John

Hillary: But the girl, you're going to kill her?
Jedikiah: If I say "yes" and you smile, you're next. You got it?

Respect or obey, Cara?

John

Morgan: What's going on, where is everyone?
Cara: We're getting ready to kill Stephen. Don't ask.

Go to hell, Jed.

Marla

Look at her, Cara. If you can't see that she is one of us then you are lost to us as a leader and we are lost as a people.

John

So this wasn't your plan. That explains the profound recklessness.

Jedikiah

Hillary: It’s under “H,” for hit man.
Stephen: Let me grab my “P” for pants.

I broke out before you were born, boy.

The Founder

It's can't be done, it's like farting and sneezing at the same time. Scientifically impossible.

Russell

Astrid: Why are you suddenly so interested in my life?
John: Well, you did pull a bullet out of me.

Plus, we’re out of the totally important stuff, like beer and Gummi bears.

Russell