Popular United States of Tara Quotes
Tara: Don't forget to be yourself.
Kate: Ha ha and ha mom.
The internet is the worst thing invented for family secrets other than DNA testing.
You and me. Me and you. Sister's keeper through and through.
Tara and Charmaine
He kissed each one of my eyelids. It was as close to perfect as I ever felt.
Lionel
Tara: Is every single thing just lurking beneath the surface?
Charmaine: I hope not.
I'm gonna f**k up your face Duane.
You made out with your BFF? Your beef?
Kate
Max could you do me a favor and hot glue gun her lips together please?
Charmaine
Oprah ruined vajayjay.
Kate
I'm green like that.
Kate
A person who stands for nothing spends their whole life sitting.
Lionel
Nothing, it's just that Obama let the whole gay community a stray.
Lionel
