We were raised to believe we should eat dog sh*t and you get use to eating dog sh*t.

Charmaine

Yeah that's me, I am a working girl now.

Kate

Honey has it occurred to you that now that I am better you are just looking for another project.

You're f***ing face is the f***ing gay size.

Marshall

Nothing else is going to happen between us because I am trouble, okay? I am trouble.

I couldn't stay away from you Pammy.

Buck

I just can't tell him I am transitioning again.

Marshall is dating a girl? I guess that makes sense on opposite day.

Bull sh*t you just think all white people look alike.

Kate

It's always the diseases fault, not just someone being an a**hole.

Pammy

This s**t is biblical. Here I'll smoke you out.

Kate

Max: Is Mom here?
Marshall: Yeah. I mean Mom's here... but I'm not sure Mom's here.