Popular United States of Tara Quotes
All I've done is be good to you. All I've ever done is be good to you.
Max
Tara: What happened to your neck?
Max: A door-to-door werewolf.
On you know what I realized this morning? My bedroom window overlooks the Hubbard backyard and it has quite a view!
Charmaine
Max: Hey buddy, just in time for a little Billy Jack time.
Marshall: Starting to hate you.
Got it, like Barbie - no holes.
Kate
I think it's supposed to be hard.
Courtney
I don't trust these small town locals - I am too...
Max: Who's the parent around here?
Kate: No one!
Hey Charm - you're going to be a great mother.
But my fiancé wasn't even in town then.
Charmaine
Police Officer: Is this your wife sir?
Max: Who knows?
Max: Is Mom here?
Marshall: Yeah. I mean Mom's here... but I'm not sure Mom's here.
