Popular United States of Tara Quotes
This reminds me of those church lock-ins I attended as a girl. No necking, children.
Alice
Your anger is a very pretty costume, Kate. Just like your costume is a costume.
Shoshannah
Ted: It's pretty amazing how much she's like the real Shoshannah.
Charmaine: If by amazing, you mean makes you wanna shove a stick in your mouth, then I totally agree.
We are like the dumbest nation on the whole planet. I think it has something to do with freedom. We're very free, so we're very free to be stupid.
Marshall
You're not worried about Neil's baby, are you? Dancing won't shake that thing loose.
Shoshannah
After all these years, Tara, it's time to get out of the basement.
Shoshannah
There is a light at the end of the tunnel, Max. There is.
Tara: (about their house) How is it?
Max: When was the last time you were in New Orleans?
Tara: Okay - I am on my way.
You brought your boyfriend? I was hoping we would do this like Europeans where I wouldn't have to meet him until your funeral.
Courtney
Kid in comic store: What are you?
Linda: She's Princess Valhalla Hawkwind.
Kid: What?
Kate: What to take a picture with me?
Kid: What are your super powers?
Kate: I don't have a vagina.
Kid: Come on let's go to Popeye's and get some chicken.
Hey what are you doing that I am not doing? You had a huge line all day - I might as well be handing out farts.
Kate
Congratulations Char - you officially have no soul.
Neil
