Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.

Impressive, you're like Sherlock Holmes with brain damage.

Rebekah

Damon: She's lonely, desperate.
Caroline: Clearly. She slept with you.

Caroline: What do you say?
Liz: I'd say the vampire I've been looking for is my daughter.

I don't wanna talk about my future, Stefan. Because everything you're saying makes it perfectly clear you aren't gonna be in it.

Elena

Loneliness, Stefan. That's why me and you memorialize the dead.

Klaus

Caroline: You compelled him again?
Nadia: And they say blondes are dumb.

Well, I'm naked. So... I'm gonna go.

Alaric

Welcome to your psychic hell.

Alaric [to Sybil]

Caroline, help me.

Damon

Damon: I mean this sincerely: I hope Elena dies.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Elena: You keep a journal?
Stefan: Memories are too important.

Elena, don't go to the bridge. It's Death, Elena. Your death is waiting there.

Bonnie