Damon: No, I'm not done. And I will never be done. I am not a nice person. I should not have to stand in front of the entire town and pretend to be a nice person. This is Liz having a last laugh from the great beyond.
Elena: Hey, you are nice...
Damon...Ish.

Look, my life is full of the martyrs who cave to the bad guy, trying to be heroes, and it never ends well. Somebody inevitably gets hurt--or dead--and that somebody could just as easily be you, or Bonnie, regardless of what you do.

Alaric

Alaric: I loved you when you weren't a witch, and I'm pretty sure I will still love you regardless.
Jo: Pretty sure?
Alaric: Yeah, at least 92%.

I'm gonna be alright, Mom. I promise. Everything will be fine after today.

Caroline

[to Tyler] I'm sorry about you and Liv. I know you've been going through a lot of crap. But Caroline does not deserve you bringing it here.

Matt

Liz Forbes was my friend. In her last moments she asked me to pass along a message to her daughter, but I cut her off before she could say too much, told her she could tell Caroline herself. She didn't get that chance. Your mom wanted you to know how proud of you she was, and she should be. You're a beautiful, strong woman, a generous friend, and a bright light in a sea of dark. She said you were extraordinary, and you are, and so was she. Liz was a hero to this town, she was a hero to all of you, and she was a hero to me. Goodbye, Sheriff. You will be missed.

Damon

Liam: Caroline Forbes, the girl from the swimming hole.
Caroline: Liam! The boy I forgot existed!

[to Damon] Congratulations! Everything you know about your mom is wrong.

Kai

Coming back to life is complicated. Trust me, I've done it before.

Bonnie

Elena, I shut off my humanity. I didn't turn into an idiot. The last thing I want to do is give you a reason to ruin my life.

Caroline

Damon: So Saint Caroline keeps her halo even with no humanity.
Stefan: Yeah, until she snaps and strangles somebody with it.

Damon: You don't have to pretend, Bon. I'm like a fever you can't shake.
Bonnie: Yeah, yeah, like a disease.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.