Mom, I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. Give me a chance to make it right. Give me a chance to let you love me. Okay?

Damon

This isn’t about what you do in her name, Damon. It’s about what you do in her absence.

Stefan

Well, it’s not like I was expecting a parade, but where’s my parade?

Damon

Damon: You telling me my brother is still stuck in here and you brought me out first?
Bonnie: That didn’t sound like even a glimmer of a thank you…

This PTSD puppet show wouldn’t happen to be, by chance, a ploy to get me to feel remorse for your pointless death, would it? Because it ain’t working, Mama.

Damon

Overall I’d give Hell one star for horror and two very disappointed thumbs down for clever use of parable.

Damon

Here’s the thing, Damon. Hell messes with you, but post-Hell is much worse.

Stefan

I guess it’s safe to say I lost my soft side.

Matt

What happened to your Hero Hair campaign to protect Mystic Falls?

Damon

I have no desire to kill Caroline. I mean, not since the last time I tried. I think we can all agree that was a huge misunderstanding.

Damon

It’s a diaper, not a bomb. Though I could dismantle a bomb blindfolded if I needed to.

Alaric

Mary Louise: Since when do you eat disgusting garbage food?
Nora: Since I stopped caring about getting that exact reaction.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.