Katherine Frickin Pierce can have a selfless moment, and I can't?

Damon

Alaric: You honestly think I'd leave Damon in charge and not look back?
Damon: He's talking about me, isn't he?
Jeremy: He says you're a dick.

Katherine: I don't deserve to be loved.
Stefan: You deserve to feel peace.

I forgive you. You weren't born evil. Life made you that way.

Elena

I'm Katherine Pierce. I survive.

Katherine

You hired a vampire. Next time do a background check.

Stefan

Cut him some slack. He lost his brother. Granted said brother was a soulless homicidal maniac, but still.

Elena [about Stefan]

First of all, don't nickname. That's my thing.

Damon

I would tell Elena how much I love her. And then apologize for killing you.

Damon [to Bonnie]

Elena: Jeremy why would you even risk it?
Jeremy: Because she looks good in a bikini.

Well that's the problem Elena. Not all of us are okay with pretending. Some of us prefer to face our problems head on.

Caroline

Good news Caroline, I thwarted a vampire hunter. Bad news, Stefan has become a vampire hunter.

Enzo

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.