Bonnie: Guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree...
Damon: Hey! I do not go behind people's backs and torture them. I like my enemies to look me in the eye and see the depth of my rage.

Well, glad to see you boarding this train to Crazytown, Bonnie Bennett. I was getting lonely all by myself.

Damon

Here’s the thing, Damon. Hell messes with you, but post-Hell is much worse.

Stefan

I guess it’s safe to say I lost my soft side.

Matt

What happened to your Hero Hair campaign to protect Mystic Falls?

Damon

I have no desire to kill Caroline. I mean, not since the last time I tried. I think we can all agree that was a huge misunderstanding.

Damon

It’s a diaper, not a bomb. Though I could dismantle a bomb blindfolded if I needed to.

Alaric

Hey, take it from me. Even heroes can’t save them all.

EMT [to Stefan]

Damon: Alright, brother. Time to go.
Stefan: Not a minute too soon. This place is dead.

Damon: This is not how you are going to die, Stefan Salvatore.
Stefan: Alone in the wilderness, trapped in the frozen corpse of an alcoholic murderer?

Damon: You want me to say what we both already know? Fine. I’m selfish. I’m angry. I’m impatient. And yes, until I met Elena, I wasn’t interested in doing the right thing for anybody.
Stefan: Your brother included.
Damon: My brother included.

Damon: Are you mad?
Stefan: Yes.
Damon: Do you resent me?
Stefan: Yes.
Damon: Good. Then get up and come kick my ass yourself.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.