Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me, forever.

Damon

You wear a ring that lets you cheat death, Ric. How many times can you die before it changes you?

Dr. Meredith Fell

No more No Humanity Stefan. There's a road called recovery and we are on it.

Damon

Damon: Don't rile him up. He's testy when he's being self-righteous.
Stefan: I'm not being self-righteous Damon. I'm just not interested in slaughtering innocent human beings anymore.
Damon: Fair enough. My mistake. You used to be self-righteous.

Sometimes it pays to be the only normal one in a town of vampires. I'm practically invisible.

Matt

Elena: I know it doesn't make sense. But in the beginning, after my parents died, there was something about being with Stefan. I felt safe.
Matt: Safe? Elena he's a vampire.

Okay. I'm freaking out. I'm ready to eat the whole wait staff. Why do you need to hear me say it?

Stefan

I guess I could rip out Dr. False Accusation's throat.

Damon

You date vampires, Elena. It shouldn't come as a shock to learn that your guardian is a murderer.

Dr. Meredith Fell

Damon: Nineteen-twelve: Or, as I like to call it. The last time Mystic Falls had a serial killer on its hands.

The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 16 Quotes

You date vampires, Elena. It shouldn't come as a shock to learn that your guardian is a murderer.

Dr. Meredith Fell

Damon: Nineteen-twelve: Or, as I like to call it. The last time Mystic Falls had a serial killer on its hands.