The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 17: "Break on Through" Quotes
You know what they say, two's company. Three's a party.
Damon
Sage: Please don't tell me that you and Rebekah are friends.
Damon: Not unless you count hate sex.
Ric, the world can't stop just because you're an accidental serial killer.
Damon
Take him out for martinis, feed him some chicken soup. Don't let him kill anyone.
Damon