The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 7: "Death and the Maiden" Quotes
Oh my God! Oh my God! And we can be roommates because we have an extra bed, and we can clear out half the closet!
Caroline
Apparently, the universe just doesn't want me to heal from vampire blood. Stupid, universe.
Katherine
Hang on. I only count two doppelgangers. Where's Crazy Pants?
Damon
So you live in this giant mansion with two doppelgangers that are destined to end up together? I swear there's a sitcome in there somewhere.
Tessa
Just a couple of days ago, I was psychic, I was immortal, I was in love ... now my neck hurts, my soul is crushed, I'm sitting in a bus stop in frigging Delaware.
Silas
You want Doppleganger blood?!? I've got Dopplegangers coming out of my ears!
Damon
Silas needs to die. And I need to be the one to kill him. End of story.
Stefan
Did you know that gas is over $3 per gallon now? People seem really upset about that.
Silas
Elena: We have a situation.
Damon: Of the Doppleganger variety.
Guys, we were both immoral. And now we're not. Hello?!?
Silas
