Elena: You can't kiss me again... it's not right.
Damon: It's right. It's just not right now.

Caroline: Are you going to kill me?
Klaus: On your birthday? Do you really think that low of me?
Caroline: Yes.

Stefan: Destroying Klaus is all I have left.
Elena: You had me!

To beat the villain, Damon. you have to be the better villain.

Stefan

All you have to do is get Stefan to stop decapitating my friends.

Klaus

Alaric: Something's up with Elena. You know what it is?
Damon: I'm sure it starts with a Stef. And ends in an "an."

Alaric: Suddenly you care who lives or dies.
Damon: I have a small list.

Stefan: Friends don't strip friends of their free will.
Klaus: Okay, granted, that was a little extreme.

Even though I wanna put you first, before anyone, I can't. And I'm sorry.

Tyler [to Caroline]

Those hybrids. They're really bringing the neighborhood down.

Damon

Relax, brother. You want your hair to fall out?

Damon

The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 11 Quotes

Those hybrids. They're really bringing the neighborhood down.

Damon

Relax, brother. You want your hair to fall out?

Damon