The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Tyler: To Alaric Saltzman, who after today will have sex with only one woman for the rest of his life.
Matt: Seriously, just one. You can't even look after this.
Elena: I love you.
Damon: 'til death do us part.
Elena: Want some?
Damon: Do you deliver?
Hello mother, I think it's time you and I have a talk.
Stefan
Enzo: That was uterly adorable.
Stefan: What are you doing in my bedroom?
Matt: We're here for Ric, right?
Tyler: I'm here for the free booze.
Damon, if you take that cure, you can never be a vampire, ever again.
Alaric
You guys aren't full, are you?
Jo
The baby is not okay with the no meat thing.
Jo
I know you, Damon. I spent four months with you, day in and day out. We went to hell and back, literally, and you're more scared now than I have ever seen you before. It's not about what happens if you don't give Elena the cure. You're scared about what happens if you do.
Bonnie
Lily: Where've you been?
Damon: What are you, my mother?
[to Elena] The fact that you suck at torturing people is nothing to be ashamed of. That's why you have me.
Damon
