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Andy: Jesus, Stackhouse. Have you had sex with every woman in this town?
Jason: I don't know, close, I guess.

And I'm here to tell you, Jesus loves vampires. I mean, anyone who's been dead for three days knows where we're coming from.

Steve Newlin

I've no interest in being the new Packmaster. Or eating the old one.


Have you seen Jason's butt? When it's rock hard, you could chip a fang on it.


Sam: She just lost her son.
Luna: She just ate her son.

Eric: The streets can be dangerous at this hour. A lady should really be more careful.
Pam: If I meet a lady, I'll let her know.

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