Save room for dessert. I ain't gonna tell ya'll what it is, but best believe it's gonna be flamin.

Lafayette

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• Added: August 14, 2012

Are we seriously siting here discussing education reform?

Russell

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• Added: August 12, 2012

Emma! You know daddy does not like it when you're human. Do you want Nigel to eat you?

Steve

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• Added: August 12, 2012

We're not runnin, no one fu-ks with us in our house.

Tara

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• Added: August 12, 2012

Jason: Hey imagine if someone could read all these?
Sookie: He wrote a bunch of them too.

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• Added: August 12, 2012

I love yah Bubba.

Jason

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• Added: August 12, 2012

Please take this hurt away from me so that I can go on and have my life.

Hoyt

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• Added: August 12, 2012

We procreate because we want to not because some di-khead dipped in afterbirth told us to.

Pam

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• Added: August 12, 2012

Pam: Thanks for the suggestion but we prefer to do things the old fashioned way.
Elijah: Yeah you and Blockbuster Video.

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• Added: August 12, 2012

Well fu-k me he can count past five.

Pam

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• Added: August 12, 2012

Russell: All this talk and killing has made me positively ravenous. Who wants to go out and eat? Steve.
Steve: I could eat.

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• Added: August 12, 2012