Tara: Sookie, let's go he is dead!

Sookie: No he's not. This (holds up goop) is what is left when a vampire dies.

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Pam: You can dish it out, but you sure can't take it, can you Magister?

Eric: Let's see how this plays out Pam, you can always taunt later.

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You're just a scared man in saggy underpants with no discernible life skills.

Sam

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I really like you Hoyt and I really want you to taste my biscuits.

Summer

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I didn't think I was smart enough to get depressed.

Jason

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Summer: I'm just kidding; I'm not a vampire like your last girlfriend.
Hoyt: Girlfriend?

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