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True-blood

Tara: Know what you sound like? One of those country songs about dumb bitches that let their men beat on them and cheat on them, all in the name of true love.
Sookie: Did you just call me a dumb bitch?

You got no right being in my head. That's... trespassing.

Jason

Debbie: She's a cunt.
Russell: But she's a special cunt.

I enjoy a good head-ripping as much as any vampire, but in this case it might be wise to consider the value of the heads in question.

Eric

You're acting like a century-old child!

Talbot [to Russell]

I love you, Sookie Stackhouse. And I will love you forever.

Bill

I don't know how to start forgiving you. I don't know if I ever will.

Sookie [to Bill]

Sook, say something. You brain damaged?

Jason
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