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True-blood

Franklin's brains won't wash off the guest linens, I had to bury werewolves under the gazebo, and that Sookie bitch staked Lorena. I've had enough excitement, thank you.

Talbot

Are you a coward, or are you just lazy?

Bill [to Russell]

I'm trade you the red one for the blonde one.

Russell [to Bill]

Talbot: I'm bored. Take off your clothes.
Eric: A little privacy?

Poor Talbot. Are your diamond slippers chafing?

Russell

You can read minds and shoot light out of your fingers. Who am I to tell you what's best for you?

Alcide

Jason: What is it about you Crystal? Why do you make me feel this way?
Crystal: What way?
Jason: Like I'm home.

That's Tara. She's all bark and, well, she bites, too.

Arlene

Maybe you can flirt some sense into that girl cuz logic sure ain't working.

Tara
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