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Eric: The vampires here, they're like cowboys. If they don't get Godric back they'll want justice. They'll start attacking people.
Bill: Open aggression against humans? That's insane.
Eric: Well, it's Texas

Tara: If you die I'm gonna be really pissed
Lafayette: That makes two of us

If you're worried about me seeing you naked, I have seen boy parts before and water ain't exactly opaque

Daphne [to Sam who's nervous about getting out of the water after skinny dipping]

Sookie [about Jessica]: You can teach her how to walk that line between vampire and human
Bill: Yes because I have mastered that
Sookie: Okay so you can teach each other

Bill [to Hoyt]: Are you going to leave or am I going to have to throw you out a window that is closed?
Sookie: That is just rude

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