True Blood

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You don't know me that well. My angry face and my happy face are the same.


Hookah I ain't in the helpin' business no more. I'm in the fu-k off while I smoke a blunt business and business is about to pick way the fu-k up.


Praise Lilith, praise Jesus, praise Moses's cock, I am born again!


God has the most beautiful tits I have ever seen.


You don't know what it's like to be standing in line at the bank and hear the guy behind you and how he wants to suck your toes.


Sookie: Jason are you ok?
Jason: I'm fine you got me in the head.

Bill: We were in the presence of God.
Eric: We were high as fuc-ing kites.

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