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True-blood

Arlene, these beans is colder than titties in a brass bra.

Lafayette

You know what they say about gentlemen, they don't brag about sloppy seconds.

Bill

The human Bible, it's little better than US Weekly.

Salome

Let me walk the world with you, Mr. Northman, or watch me die.

Pam

Lorena, you procreated. He is protective. How sweet.

Eric
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