True Blood Season 1 Quotes
Bill: You said you wanted to go out tonight.
Sookie: I did not mean Fangtasia! I mean really, all those pathetic people who come here looking for sex with vampires.
Bill: I know. It's despicable.
Sookie: You know what I mean. So what? Five, ten minutes?
Bill: As long as Eric requires us.
Sookie: You mean as long as Eric requires me! Didn't even have the decency to ask me himself.
Bill: You are mine. He didn't need to ask your permission.
Sookie: He cannot check me out like a library book!
Bill: Unfortunately Sookie, he can. Eric is sheriff of Area 5.
Bill: It's a position of great power among our kind. We do not want to anger him. As long as the requests are reasonable, we should exceed his wishes
- Permalink: You said you wanted to go out tonight. I did not mean Fangtasi...
Eric: I texted you three times... Why didn't you reply?
Bill: I hate using the number keys to type... what are you listening to?
Eric: From my younger days. It's really quite beautiful if you know old Swedish. I have a favor to ask of you.
Bill: A favor or an order?
Eric: Depends on how you look at it... Honestly, did you think you could keep her to your self?
- Permalink: I texted you three times... Why didn't you reply? I hate using...
Sookie: You know my brother's a dog, don't you?
Sookie: He's all charm and smiles in the beginning. But the second he gets tired of you, he gonna stop calling. Before you know it, he's off with some other floozie. Not... not that you are one, but trust me. It's as regular as the seasons. You seem like a sweet girl, I don't want you to get hurt.
Amy: You know, I don't think Jason's realized even half of what he's going to be. I wouldn't be so quick to judge. I think you'd be surprised at what he's capable of
- Permalink: You know my brother's a dog, don't you? Sorry? He's all char...
Sookie: I've been admiring your necklace all day.
Amy: Oh, thanks. It's a lariat. I made it.
Sookie: You make jewelry?
Amy: Easy way to earn extra money. I can make you one if you want.
Sookie: Thanks, but I don't think my boyfriend much likes silver
- Permalink: I've been admiring your necklace all day. Oh, thanks. It's a l...
Amy [entring Merlotte's]: Intense! All these animals on the wall, it's like a natural history museum.
Jason: Hah! I never noticed them.
Amy: How could you not? Everyone of these animals lived a life full of experiences that we can't even imagine!
Jason: Does that weird you out? We could always go someplace else!
Amy: No, no. Everyone has to eat, right? We are all links on the universal food chain. See, squirrel eats nuts, snake eat the squirrel, gator eat the snake... and we can eat pretty much everything we want. It's the circle of life.
Jason: Jesus Christ! I wanna lick your mind!
Amy: Let's have lunch first
- Permalink: Intense! All these animals on the wall, it's like a natural hist...
Sookie [describing Bill biting her]: It felt like... It felt like every single care or worry or saddness I've ever had was just flowin' out of me and into him. And, yeah it hurt at first. But when I relaxed, it didn't hurt at all.
Lafayette: I was always scared to let him bite me. I don't know, Sookie. I just think that when there's blood involved, a line been crossed.
Sookie: Oh, I definitely crossed a line and glad I did.
Lafayette: Well you go ahead on, hookah with your badass. Good for you. It ain't possible to live unless you crossin' somebody's line.
- Permalink: It felt like... It felt like every single care or worry or saddn...
Bill: What do you want?
Malcolm: You never called me back. Now if I remember what feelings were, mine might be hurt
- Permalink: What do you want? You never called me back. Now if I remember ...
Sookie: Wow. I feel a little weak.
Bill: Of course you do. I fed on your blood. You should take some vitamin B-12 to replenish.
Sookie: Will I need to do that everyday?
Bill: If you don't mind, yes. And no garlic
- Permalink: Wow. I feel a little weak. Of course you do. I fed on your blo...
Sookie: Wait a minute. I thought you're supposed to be invisible in the mirror.
Bill: We started many of the mysteries about ourselves centuries ago.
Sookie: What about holy water?
Bill: It's just water.
Bill: It's irritating. That's pretty much it.
- Permalink: Wait a minute. I thought you're supposed to be invisible in the ...
Lafayette: [looking at all of the food brought by the town] What the fuck is it with white people and jello? I don't understand.
Tara: What the hell we gonna do with all this?
Lafayette: Toss it. Sookie don't need no bad juju cooking.
Tara: Bad juju?
Lafayette: Way to a man's heart is through his stomach. That shit true as gold. You put some love in your food and folk can taste it. Smell this. You can smell the fear and nastiness comin' off that cornbread.
Tara: Tastes just fine to me.
Lafayette: See bitch. You gonna wish you ain't did that. Watch
- Permalink: What the f**k is it with white people and jello? I don't underst...
Sookie: I shouldn't have lost it like that.
Tara: Don't you feel sorry for yellin' at that snoopy old bitch. She's been stickin' her nose where it don't belong for years.
Lafayette: Say it. I mean, if she talked any more shit she'd be shaped like a toilet
- Permalink: I shouldn't have lost it like that. Don't you feel sorry for y...
Sam: Sookie, you have no future with a vampire!
Sookie: They don't die. I've got nothing but a future with one
- Permalink: Sookie, you have no future with a vampire! They don't die. I'v...
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