Ok, am I the only woman in American who doesn't share this bizarre fantasy of having a man wash my hair

Sarah

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Oh big surprise, I mean the day after an awards show Denise becomes obsessed about winning awards. It's like sun spot activity, Mason. Denise flares up, it interferes with TV reception, but it'll pass.

Tony

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Conner: We need to switch shirts.
Mason: Do we?
Conner: Yes. We have to switch shirts. I'm having lunch with Carrie and I just realized how much more awesome I would look in that shirt. Switch shirts.
Mason: We're not switching shirts.
Conner: Gotta switch shirts. The ol' switcheroo. Yours is burgundy. I look great in burgundy. It's more restauranty. Switch shirts

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You want to take credit for Stu's work? That's very Stu of you.

Conner

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Mason: Is there some rule that talented writers have to be self-absorbed pains in the ass?
Conner [not paying attention]: I'm sorry. What?

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Mason [about giving a speech about Stu]: I can't think of anything nice to say. Stu hated me.
Conner: I wouldn't lead with that.

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