Trust Me

Trust Me Quotes

Season 1 Episode 9: "Odd Man Out"

Sarah: ollingra ockra unchla
Conner: You've got a Rolling Rock lunch?
Mason: That's some code you got. He knows. He's coming with
 • Rating: Unrated

Mason: Are you sure? Do other people think he likes you or is it just you that thinks that?
Sarah: Mason, I know who likes me and who doesn't like me. That Diane lady on Hydrenaline, doesn't like me. Rick, he likes me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Conner: You were partners with Sarah. I don't find it weird. I have no problem with that. I didn't mack out with Lewis.
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Season 1 Episode 8: "What's the Rush"

Mason: Why are you so certain?
Conner: Because the client told me so.
Mason: Diane? When?
Conner: Last night. And this morning... in the shower
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Tom: Hey, Sarah, using a dating service is not an announcement to the world that you are a loser. It's a signal flare to the world that you're ready for love
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Mason: What should I do about it?
Conner: About what? About this flirting I don't think is happening?
Mason: But which clearly is...
Conner: You know what, then, flirt back. Knock yourself out. It's good for the blood stream, strengthens the heart. Can't hurt. Might help. Just keep it PG. And she's not flirting with you
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Dating Service Lady: Most women who found their mate, said "sense of humor' was the most important quality"
Sarah: I don't really want to date a fat guy
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dating Service Lady: A lot of girls don't mind skewing a little bit older.
Sarah: Oh, well then, 70's would be fine, as long as they're super rich and terminally ill
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 7: "Damage Control"

Sarah: They are a couple, Tom and Amy. Look.
Conner: Tom Fuller, that dog.
Sarah: Hey! Do either one of you understand what this means?
Conner: It means we have to find some way to tease and embarrass them
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mason: Would you ever consider moving?
Conner: Minneapolis? I don't know. It sounds so cold. And so close to Canada
 • Rating: Unrated

Conner: Look on the bright side.
Mason: What side? Where is it bright?
Conner: I may make more money than you, but you have more money than me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Denise: I don't mean to belittle your achievement, but didn't you get that promotion because someone dropped dead?
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Sarah: I know I said shampoo is not my thing, like I'm an anthropologist studying a bizarre alien race. But I have been working my ass off, all by myself and I still don't have a partner
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HR Guy: Look Conner, I get it. Mini bars get emptied. You don't want to write "Crazy Girls Strip Club" on your expense reports, so you say you took a few taxis
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Season 1 Episode 6: "Promises, Promises"

Erin: I booked us a couple's massage later this afternoon?
Mason: A couple's massage?
Erin: It'll be fun.
Mason: No it won't. That's even less relaxing. Getting a rub down from another woman with you lying five feet away. And what if the masseuses are men? I don't want some guy touching you in front of me. See I'm already more stressed
 • Rating: Unrated

Conner [to Mason about his wife]: A beautiful woman is waiting all alone in a hotel suite, probably wearing all of her sexiest lingerie. Somebody should go
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Mason: I hate massages. They stress me out. I never know whether to leave my underwear on or take it off.
masseuse: Oh, you have to ask.
Conner: You have to ask.
Mason: Yeah, that's gonna help. Starting a conversation with a perfect stranger saying, "Should I get totally naked?" Not relaxing for me
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 5: "Way Beyond the Call"

Conner: Think about what you're saying. You have a family to support. I have.... I have the gibbons... at the Lincoln Park zoo
 • Rating: Unrated

Mason: I need you to cover for me.
Sarah: No Mason. The answer is no. It is my birthday.
Mason: I thought your birthday was yesterday.
Sarah: I had to push it. It didn't happen last night, so it has to happen tonight. The way my birthday goes is the way my whole years goes. You're not asking me to ruin my whole year are you?
 • Rating: Unrated

Conner: What do you think of this version?
Editor: It's perfect. It's fantastic. It's the "Citizen Kane" of cell phone ads.
 • Rating: Unrated

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