Sarah: They are a couple, Tom and Amy. Look.
Conner: Tom Fuller, that dog.
Sarah: Hey! Do either one of you understand what this means?
Conner: It means we have to find some way to tease and embarrass them

Mason: Would you ever consider moving?
Conner: Minneapolis? I don't know. It sounds so cold. And so close to Canada

Conner: Look on the bright side.
Mason: What side? Where is it bright?
Conner: I may make more money than you, but you have more money than me.

I don't mean to belittle your achievement, but didn't you get that promotion because someone dropped dead?

Denise

I know I said shampoo is not my thing, like I'm an anthropologist studying a bizarre alien race. But I have been working my ass off, all by myself and I still don't have a partner

Sarah

Look Conner, I get it. Mini bars get emptied. You don't want to write "Crazy Girls Strip Club" on your expense reports, so you say you took a few taxis

HR Guy

Trust Me Season 1 Episode 7 Quotes

I know I said shampoo is not my thing, like I'm an anthropologist studying a bizarre alien race. But I have been working my ass off, all by myself and I still don't have a partner

Sarah

Look Conner, I get it. Mini bars get emptied. You don't want to write "Crazy Girls Strip Club" on your expense reports, so you say you took a few taxis

HR Guy