Ugly Betty

Ugly Betty "Betty's Wait Problem" Quotes (Page 2)

Amanda: Grubstank...
Henry: It's grubstick. Grubstick. Got it? It's one of the oldest and most honored names in Dutch history, which loosely translated to he who gives the fairest price for his bricks. The name is venerated and I am proud to be a Grubstick
Amanda: Did he just get really hot?
Marc: I've never been more attracted to anyone in my life
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Amanda: I'm actually kinda bummed that Mr Meade isn't my father, he is rich and bald
Marc: Your Daddy Warbucks fantasy
Amanda: I don't know why it's so strong
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Wilhelmina: Someone has to teach you how to be a woman again..
Alexis: It's so frustrating.. it's like I finally got the sports car I always wanted but I forgot how to drive the stick.. only in this case it's automatic
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Gio: Alright everybody, that's it for me.. but before I go..that's no such thing as fat free mayo.. there's 125 calories of pure fat per tablespoon.. and I put two in each sandwich
[everyone puking]
Gio: See you around!

 • Rating: Unrated

Betty: So, you're new. What happened to Robert?
Gio: I think he inherited money... or got arrested. I don't know what happened. There was a lawyer and cash involved.
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Wilhelmina: Oh how humiliating.. my closest friends are going to be there tonight.. can you imagine how happy they'll be?
 • Rating: Unrated

Gio: I knew you were an eater
Betty: Oh thank you, I guess
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Gio [to Mode random]: Ok, "chicken and cheese special" on a baguette, no cheese, no chicken, no baguette
Gio [to Betty]: I just sold her a plate of lettuce for 7 bucks!
Betty: Yes, but that's for breakfast, lunch and dinner, so really it's a bargain!
 • Rating: Unrated

Betty: Oh yay the sandwich guy!! I got too excited didn't I?
Christina: Yeah
 • Rating: Unrated

Hilda: Sorry we couldn't take your shoes off before you went to bed but we could not untie those double knots
Henry: I get nervous about tripping
 • Rating: Unrated

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