Betty: I'm your assistant and it's my responsibility to do whatever you ask, even if it is offensive to the handicapable• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Marc [about Claire breaking out of prison and coming to Black & White Ball]: My god that woman will do anything for an open bar
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Betty: or i could have written in my journal cause I'm pretty sure the last thing it said was "I want to marry Lance Bass, I Love him"
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Yoga: Black and White ball, huh? It looks like an all white ball to me
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Marc [whispers to Wilhelmina]: Michael Bolton, not the good one
Wilhelmina: Oh hi, nice to meet you
Marc [whispers to Wilhelmina]: Bradford Meade, you're engaged to him
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Marc: You gotta work for your celebrity, does Paris Hilton just get everything handed to her? Oh wait, that celubtard works hard to stay in the news
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Gio: Every time you make an excuse I'm going to quack
Betty: You have no right to quack, you don't know my life. My dad is stuck in Mexico
Gio: Quack!
Betty: Seriously and my sister's fiance..
Gio: Quack!
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Justin [showing pictures of him playing basketball to Hilda]: This one almost went it, but I touched something gross on the pole
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Christina: Is this real? Am I pinning an endangered species here?
Wilhelmina: If you really want to feel bad I have a hat made of bald eagle
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Vasquez: Sometimes I wake up, I miss my wife, sometimes my flan
Ignacio: You're insane
Vasquez: Just hungry
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Total Quotes: 23
