Oh thank God you're here, I'm running out of body parts to entertain people with!

Amanda

Betty! I am working my ass off here! Please don't take away my music! We'll be left with conversation, and that is not going to work with his house of trolls.

Amanda

I wanna kill myself. Wilhelmina and Daniel will not stop fighting over me. This ménage a moi has got to stop! I hate being in the middle. I mean, unless there's a Gyllenhaal involved.

Marc

(about Betty) When I say, 'Don't go in the hall, it's there,' that's what I mean.

Amanda

I know Marc might not walk like a man or talk like a man, and his features are vaguely lesbian. But the truth is that he's my one constant over the years.

Wilhelmina

Please! I'm more of a man than you'll ever be.

Wilhelmina

Reach for the stars and unicorns and lollipops and sunflowers!

Marc

I'm so getting another chimp out of this!

Amanda

Yeah Betty, newsflash, you aren't the only one with hopes and dreams.

Marc

Betty: Marc, you just ruined my ribbon!
Marc: Yeah, you just ruined my life!

Neighbor: (to Betty) Who's the dink that let them in?
Neighbor: Wait a minute, you're the dink.

Like a month to the flame burned by desire.

Amanda

Ugly Betty Season 4 Episode 11 Quotes

What are you two a bunch of queens? Well, I'm the king around here, don't you forget it.

Justin

Betty's voice brought darkness to the land.

Amanda