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Marc, scheming is a lonely business.

Wilhelmina

You don't use me for your little schemes. We use people together!

Amanda

Whoa! Okay, stop! I just realized what's been going on here. You know, it is one thing to flirt with me. You're a man, I'm me—it happens. But to do it just to get back at Betty? Nobody uses this to make that jealous.

Amanda

Marc, this trip is a total disaster. Connor checked out this morning. And I suspect he was tipped off by our bargain bounty hunter. We need a new bounty hunter. Next time I prefer one in brown.

Wilhelmina

Can you believe there's traffic in Bermuda? Luckily, I've chased felons here before, so I know all the short cuts.

Wilhelmina

A crappy school. Support group. This phone smells like cheese.

Natalie

I'm sorry, but that psychedelic misfit toy is living my dream!

Marc

How is Betty the editor magazine? That would be like me being the editor of a mechanics magazine or you being the editor of... a magazine.

Marc

We are not talking about that! One more mention, and heads will roll. Pretty blonde heads that don't have their original nose!

Marc

Wow, you are like oozing self-pity today. Something's up. Oh my God, happy birthday!

Amanda

I'm not double-booking haircuts to make money to get you into private school just so you can get rejected 'cause you're too stupid 'cause you skipped public school.

Hilda

Oh wow, that doesn't sound like a woman who wants to be taken seriously. That sounds like a girl who wants to go out, get drunk, fall in bed with a man who doesn't love her, come back here tomorrow and answer phones for the next 20 years. Or at least until the hard living catches up to her and Mode wouldn't dare let that grizzle face out from behind a cubicle.

Marc
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Ugly Betty Season 4 Episode 2 Quotes

I'm not double-booking haircuts to make money to get you into private school just so you can get rejected 'cause you're too stupid 'cause you skipped public school.

Hilda

Oh wow, that doesn't sound like a woman who wants to be taken seriously. That sounds like a girl who wants to go out, get drunk, fall in bed with a man who doesn't love her, come back here tomorrow and answer phones for the next 20 years. Or at least until the hard living catches up to her and Mode wouldn't dare let that grizzle face out from behind a cubicle.

Marc