Ugly Betty Season 4 Episode 2: "Blue on Blue" Quotes
Marc, scheming is a lonely business.
Wilhelmina
You don't use me for your little schemes. We use people together!
Amanda
Whoa! Okay, stop! I just realized what's been going on here. You know, it is one thing to flirt with me. You're a man, I'm me—it happens. But to do it just to get back at Betty? Nobody uses this to make that jealous.
Amanda
Marc, this trip is a total disaster. Connor checked out this morning. And I suspect he was tipped off by our bargain bounty hunter. We need a new bounty hunter. Next time I prefer one in brown.
Wilhelmina
Can you believe there's traffic in Bermuda? Luckily, I've chased felons here before, so I know all the short cuts.
Wilhelmina
A crappy school. Support group. This phone smells like cheese.
Natalie
I'm sorry, but that psychedelic misfit toy is living my dream!
Marc
How is Betty the editor magazine? That would be like me being the editor of a mechanics magazine or you being the editor of... a magazine.
Marc
We are not talking about that! One more mention, and heads will roll. Pretty blonde heads that don't have their original nose!
Marc
Wow, you are like oozing self-pity today. Something's up. Oh my God, happy birthday!
Amanda
I'm not double-booking haircuts to make money to get you into private school just so you can get rejected 'cause you're too stupid 'cause you skipped public school.
Hilda
Oh wow, that doesn't sound like a woman who wants to be taken seriously. That sounds like a girl who wants to go out, get drunk, fall in bed with a man who doesn't love her, come back here tomorrow and answer phones for the next 20 years. Or at least until the hard living catches up to her and Mode wouldn't dare let that grizzle face out from behind a cubicle.
Marc
