Brothers
Quotes

Daniel: Maybe it wouldn't kill us to try and work together
Alexis: I'm up for it, as long as you stop staring at my boobs
Daniel: Actually I'm staring at your Adam's Apple, it's nice work
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Hilda: So you really don't care how I dress?
Justin: Well I'm not crazy about the animal prints and you're a little over accessorized. You have your own style, it's cool.
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Bobby's Mom: your a mother, why don't you try looking like it
Hilda: You're a woman, why don't you try looking like that
Justin: Snap!
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Random Girl: The witch is gone, we can finally have cake
Wilhelmina [over computer]: It was for your own good you dump truck
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Wilhelmina: Birthdays are the gateway to Secret Santas and Casual Fridays
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[hearings Justin singing show tunes]
Santos: something tells me he's not going to knock someone up on his prom night
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Claire: How are [Alexis and Daniel]?
Betty: They're adjusting...
Claire: Betty..
Betty: It's like Cain and Abel.. if Abel was a woman... who used to be a man
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[Claire is looking at picture on Betty's cell phone]
Claire: It's a guy with no chin and permanent bed head
Betty: Oh that's Walter

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Claire: I didn't pass out in a Mexican whore house again did I?
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Wilhelmina: who the hell are yo??
Evelyn: I'm Evelyn, your cleaning lady for thirteen years. It's nice to meet you
Wilhelmina: Nice to put a face with the burrito wrapper you left on my counter
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