Ugly Betty Season 1 Episode 15: "Brothers" Quotes
Daniel: Maybe it wouldn't kill us to try and work together
Alexis: I'm up for it, as long as you stop staring at my boobs
Daniel: Actually I'm staring at your Adam's Apple, it's nice work
Hilda: So you really don't care how I dress?
Justin: Well I'm not crazy about the animal prints and you're a little over accessorized. You have your own style, it's cool.
Bobby's Mom: your a mother, why don't you try looking like it
Hilda: You're a woman, why don't you try looking like that
Random Girl: The witch is gone, we can finally have cake
Wilhelmina [over computer]: It was for your own good you dump truck
Birthdays are the gateway to Secret Santas and Casual FridaysWilhelmina
something tells me he's not going to knock someone up on his prom nightSantos
Claire: How are [Alexis and Daniel]?
Betty: They're adjusting...
Betty: It's like Cain and Abel.. if Abel was a woman... who used to be a man
[Claire is looking at picture on Betty's cell phone]
Claire: It's a guy with no chin and permanent bed head
Betty: Oh that's Walter
I didn't pass out in a Mexican whore house again did I?Claire
Wilhelmina: who the hell are yo??
Evelyn: I'm Evelyn, your cleaning lady for thirteen years. It's nice to meet you
Wilhelmina: Nice to put a face with the burrito wrapper you left on my counter
Betty: Let's take the stairs, it'll get the toxins out
Claire: I like my toxins.. with two olives
Claire: Who are you?
Betty: I'm Betty Suarez, I'm Daniel's assistant
Claire: I'm Claire Meade, Daniel's mother, I win