Marc: And how did Lady Buttons of Camelot do?Jean: Last place. They stripped her of her title. She's just Buttons now
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Marc: You're from the Philippines, right?
Betty: Queens!
Marc: Don't give me that look, they both end in "eens".
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Betty: My second day here, you tricked me into eating glue by telling me it was white chocolate.
[Marc laughs]
Betty: No! I could have died!
Marc: Oh, I only let you eat two pieces. Come on!
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Marc: It's just that I've been telling her you're my girlfriend for three years now, and she's starting to pressure me to buy the cow.
Amanda: So you're saying we're over, and I'm fat?! I'm the best pretend girlfriend you'll ever have!
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Ignacio: I'm starting not to remember the feel of rain, the smell of freshly mowed grass...
Hilda: Papi, we live in Jackson Heights. The grass smells like fried onions.
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Betty: I learned something about family tonight. They're not always the ones that love you the most. Sometimes it's the family that you make for yourself
Marc: Getting a little too Lifetime Original for me, but I get it, she doesn't want to be a part of my life then it's her loss because I'm frigging fabulous
Betty: Yes you are
Marc: Just you so know, you'll always be my little chimichanga. This doesn't mean I like you
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Betty: Is this a celebration drink? Are you buying? Can I get a banana daiquiri?
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Marc: You didn't like her?
Jean: Marc, honey, with that hair and that face, what were my grandchildren gonna look like?
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Claire: Cut the act Wilhelmina. I'm not Bradford or one of the other suits in that office that can be taken in by your collagen smile and plastic ass
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Claire: How'd you get in here, only family is allowed
Wilhelmina: I'm your incredibly tan sister.
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