Ugly Betty

Ugly Betty "Filing for the Enemy" Quotes (Page 2)

Betty: Wilhelmina totally smiled at me.
Marc: She wasn't smiling, she was showing her teeth.
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Marc: Complimentary mimosas!
Betty: Really?
Marc: No, but if you get the filing right, I won't beat you with a bag of oranges.
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[sees Betty and Christina hugging]
Marc: Uck. Christina must have a doughnut in her pocket
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Betty: But I'm working for Wilhemnia.
Christina: I know, The wicked witch of the east side.
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Wilhelmina: And that blouse is heaven. Where did you get it? I love it.
Betty: Okay, no you don't.
Wilhelmina: No, I don't. It's hideous, like driving through Ohio.
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Wilhelmnia: Who cares what the average woman wears on the street. We shouldn't be taking pictures of them, we should be throwing rocks at them.
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Wilhelmnia: The rounded o's of a stunted adolescent. The stiff t's of someone who is clearing overcompensating. This is Daniel's handwriting.

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"Coach" Tony: You're not the other woman you're the only woman.

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Betty: You know exactly what [Whilemnia] is up to. Firing, scheming, looking for a puppy to kick.
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Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.

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