Four Thanksgivings and a Funeral
Quotes

Hilda: Don't even think about it
Justin: How does she do that?
Santos: She's a little bit of a witch
Betty: Give or take a letter
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Marc: hey come try these on with me... if I keep doing it by myself I'm just a freak
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Martha Stewart [to Wilhelmina]: You're cooking a turkey... oh maybe i could run a fashion magazine.. it'd be like Freaky Friday
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Betty: Are you wearing cover up?
Daniel: I had a pimple, go away
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Marc: What's that weird float over there?
Amanda: That's not a float. That's Betty
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Amanda: What if [Wilhelmina] has hidden cameras in here
Marc: Trust me, if she had hidden cameras I'd have been fired a long time ago
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Gina: Looks like I'm not the only one doing a little last minute Thanksgiving shopping
[Betty looks inside bag..]
Betty: A carton of cigarettes and a bottle of vodka
Gina: You have your traditions, i have mine
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Wilhelmina: Will you stop looking at me like the ghost of thanksgiving yet to come
Christina: I see an old woman all alone at a thanksgiving table set for one
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Betty: This was the best turkey they had?
Hilda: No, it was the last turkey they had. You were this close to stuffing a brisket
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Daniel: I'm like this close to splitting a cobb salad with Sarah Jessica Parker and talking about shoes
Betty: I really miss that show
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