Clarie: I don't mean to cast doubt on this lovely ceremony but is this legally biding?
Betty: Oh yeah, she was an ordained minister before he decided to become an actress slash model. How perfect is that?
Claire: A mother's dream

Hey Jodie. This is Marc St James. I was wondering if you wanted to grab a beer and watch straight porn?

Marc [attempting to seduce his female teacher over the phone]

What are we gonna do? We can't just paint stars in your apartment and call it the planetarium. I mean this is Adele, not Amy Winehouse

Betty
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