Ugly Betty Season 3 Episode 13: "Kissed Off" Quotes
Marc [walking into Betty's place]: I want to change everything. I'm talking Extreme Makeover: Homo Edition
Amanda: I'll miss you
Betty: You'll see me at work
Amanda: Yeah, but I probably won't be as nice
Betty: Probably not
Do not order anything over fifteen dollars or you have to do anything Jesse says. It used to be more but we are in a recession
Amanda
Marc: What's black and white and brown all under?
Wilhelmina: Betty!
Wilhelmina: He gave up a romantic evening with me to trade punches with Danny Meade and hang out in a parked car
Marc: If it's any comfort, you and Conner do share a love of fine dining, capitalism, and covert late night surveillance
Alright, stay cool, no drool
Betty [pep talk to self]
Wilhelmina: Cancel whatever parade you're going to and we need to find out what the hell is going on here. Go get 'em boy
Daniel: Woof
Amanda: Is it possible he was just licking guacamole off your chin?
Marc: Ohh
Amanda: You are known to have food situations
Betty: Nope, I wasn't even eating
Marc: Not eating? This story is getting more and more preposterous
Amanda [about Jesse]: Where is he? How is he? What's he packing?
Betty: No no, he left after we kissed
Amanda: Wait, what happened? Was it your breath again?
Betty: No I told him I had to get up early for work
Amanda: Why? You had the date any fourth grader would die for
Betty, this is very big of you and unlike in the past, I mean this as a compliment
Amanda [about Betty going to talk to Jesse]
Amanda: She's so pretty, but not pretty enough for me to be threatened by
Applicant: I don't think I'm interested anymore
Molly: Did you just toss your change in the garbage?
Daniel: No
Molly: Liar? You totally did.
Daniel: What it was seven cents? I hate pennies
Molly: What do you hate nickels too? Rich jerk.
