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Tavares: Amanda, I love you. You are totally saving my behind.
Amanda: More like an A-plus-hind.
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Betty: Henry can you believe it? We saved the day, I am totally wonderful.
Henry: I snatched a purse, I'm kind of a bad ass!
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Alexis: Do you need a condom? I've got one in my wallet.
Rodrigo: This is your first time as a girl, isn't it?
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Alexis: I don't know how this is possible but I guess you don't know...
Rodrigo: That you used to be a man?
Alexis: That made it to Brazil?
Rodrigo: You're international Alexis Meade, like the house of pancakes
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Daniel: So you would screw me over just to piss off dad?
Alexis: Yep
Daniel: You have a cold heart Alexis
Alexis: Had it installed with the other upgrades
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Henry [to Daniel]: Wow I've never known anyone whose been blackmailed before. It's so all my children, which I used to watch with my mother, and I don't know why I just said that
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Hilda: I loved my prom, and 9 months later I had a wonderful reminder of it
[Hilda rubs Justin's head]
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Tavares: Mrs. Slater
Wilhelmina: Do I know you?
Tavares: Uh no
Wilhelmina: Then stop talking to me
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Ignacio: Hilda, you were out with Santos. I heard you climb the drain pipe. Did he at least walk you to it and give you a boost?
Hilda: You never let up, God I hate this house! I'm so out of here when I'm fourty!
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Amanda: Good morning sloppy
[Betty makes a face at her]
Amanda: What? I said good morning
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