Ugly Betty

Ugly Betty "Punch Out" Quotes

Alexis: If anything should ever happen to Nick, you're next in line.
Amanda: You mean like if he falls down the stairs?
Alexis: Actually I was thinking more like if he got married and moved away. But I like your ambition.
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Hilda: Okay, there is no way you are going to her house!
Ignacio: Hilda, I need to meet the lawyer.
Hilda: Yeah, in an office with florescent lights and witnesses...
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Marc [upon hearing Christina's invitation to a club]: How did C get on the A list?
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Betty: We have models coming at 4:00
Daniel: That's nice... girl models, right?

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Amanda [to Alexis]: Just wanted to let you know that Nick left. Something about cheerleading finals on TV... and cocaine
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Christina [to Betty about Daniel]: Betty, you're addicted! If he was crack you would sell your nephew for a bag of him
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Wilhelmina [about Bradford]: He patted my hand!
Marc: Well maybe that's foreplay
Wilhelmina: In a nursing home
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Nick Pepper: Where do they keep the menus?
Amanda: Uh, do I look like I eat?
Nick Pepper: Well some of us do and have to work late. You would understand if you had something to do besides putting on lipstick
Amanda: Oh, and some of us should look into powdering our brown nose
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Becks: Where's everybody going? I didn't miss the party did I?
Betty: Oh no, there is no party. Daniel is in a meeting with two models
Becks: Add Becks and you get a party
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[Betty and Christina walk by Amanda dressed for the club]
Amanda: Oh look, its Scary Bradshaw and a side of potatoes
Christina: Guess what Amanda, Betty wears the same size shoe as you
 • Rating: Unrated

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