Ugly Betty

Ugly Betty "Tornado Girl" Quotes

Betty: I can't believe you're getting married, if i was getting married I'd never stop talking about my wedding
Marc: And we'd all kill ourselves in six different ways
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Marc [to Betty]: We're very different people, but we're in the same position so sometimes we have to look after each other
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Suzuki [referring to Betty]: She was buying questionable meat products and stealing toys from children
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Amanda: These stilettos were not meant for walking
Betty: Fine, I'll go by myself
Amanda: Can you get me some beef jerky?
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Marc: What'd I do?
Amanda: You crashed cliff's car
Marc: Is he ever gonna be able to trust me again?
Amanda: Can't you get it fixed? It's just a car and it's an ugly car too. You did him a favor
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Amanda: Now might be a really good time for some stress eating, I'm sure Cliff is a food stasher
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Marc [to Betty]: You're gonna give yourself worry lines, not that anyone could see them under that canopy of bangs
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Marc: You think if you get the news to Daniel you'll come up smelling like a she-ro
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[after Claire takes them off the grid...]
Wilhelmina: Claire, just so you know I'm going hunting later on today, feel free to walk in front of my gun
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Wilhelmina: Thank god it's hunting season. If I can't be with the man I want, at least I can kill something
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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