We missed you at the party last night. What, was there a sale at the 99 cent store?

Amanda

Don't you look... sweaty

Amanda

Betty: You're the one who dumped me!
Walter: Yeah for like two days. It takes longer than that to digest corn..

Natalie: You can't fire that wonderful assistant of yours
Amanda: Oh yes he can!

Wilhelmina: How was Queens?
Marc: Like the lost city of Hoochieville

Betty: Gina Gambarro has it
Daniel: Who is Gina Gambarro? is that a new designer?
Betty: No, it's an old slut

You're probably just reaching that age when you have to start wearing glasses... don't worry it happens to everyone

Daniel [to Wilhelmina]

[after cat fight... Hilda pulls out hair..]
Gina: You'll pay for this
Hilda: I guess we owe you $4,000 and fifty cents

Hilda: Where is it?
Gina: I don't remember.
Hilda: Maybe pulling that weave out of your head will help jog your memory

I'm telling you, you're gonna get [the book] back and it's going to have chimichurri sauce all over it

Amanda

Daniel: She took the book home to her house last night
Amanda: To queens? eww!

If that showerhead could pay my bills i would marry it.

Amanda

Ugly Betty Quotes

You know exactly what [Whilemnia] is up to. Firing, scheming, looking for a puppy to kick.

Betty

Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.