Betty: Wilhelmina totally smiled at me.
Marc: She wasn't smiling, she was showing her teeth.

Marc: Complimentary mimosas!
Betty: Really?
Marc: No, but if you get the filing right, I won't beat you with a bag of oranges.

Uck. Christina must have a doughnut in her pocket

Marc

Betty: But I'm working for Wilhemnia.
Christina: I know, The wicked witch of the east side.

Wilhelmina: And that blouse is heaven. Where did you get it? I love it.
Betty: Okay, no you don't.
Wilhelmina: No, I don't. It's hideous, like driving through Ohio.

Who cares what the average woman wears on the street. We shouldn't be taking pictures of them, we should be throwing rocks at them.

Wilhelmnia

The rounded o's of a stunted adolescent. The stiff t's of someone who is clearing overcompensating. This is Daniel's handwriting.

Wilhelmnia

You're not the other woman you're the only woman.

"Coach" Tony

You know exactly what [Whilemnia] is up to. Firing, scheming, looking for a puppy to kick.

Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.

Ugly Betty Quotes

You know exactly what [Whilemnia] is up to. Firing, scheming, looking for a puppy to kick.

Betty

Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.